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Drive-By Knot-Cutting In Cape Town Is The Hilarious Saviour Of Us All [Video]

The only solution to the top-knot is the Drive-by Barber.

It’s somewhat of an epidemic at the moment – the dreaded top-knot. A hairstyle so cringe-worthy that it epitomises the ridiculousness of modern society. Well, no more, as comedy/music group Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues have taken to the streets of Cape Town to “Stop the Knot”.

Check out the video below:

41 Comments

41 Comments

  1. james

    February 18, 2015 at 15:59

    Thank god!

  2. Warren

    February 19, 2015 at 09:48

    next it should be “stop the stupid moustache”

  3. StopTheStache

    February 19, 2015 at 12:17

    How about someone takes a razor to that pretentious mustache of yours. Who the fuck do you tools think you are to dictate how people wear their hair.

    • Doon317

      February 19, 2015 at 20:30

      #bashthestache

    • Skinni

      February 20, 2015 at 04:32

      You obviously have a top knot. No wonder you are such a little girl.

      • wellgroomed

        February 20, 2015 at 21:51

        You obviously have a stupid mustache.

  4. Not amused

    February 19, 2015 at 18:17

    This is so not funny. What a bunch of arrogant idiots who think it is funny to violate someone else’s body because they don’t approve. And then run away. Why are you such a bunch of cowards? Oh ha ha I think your tattoos are trashy so let me remove them with a razor blade. Hey your skin will heal.

    • Dr Chill

      February 20, 2015 at 04:15

      Mate! You need help! Imagine how you would react to a real problem!

  5. john

    February 19, 2015 at 18:38

    I hope some one fills them in how dare they how about the rat on your lip needs sorting!!! next video I want to see him eating through a straw

    • rusty-c

      February 20, 2015 at 04:47

      You rank as just another one of those salty top knotters who hates to see his brethren diminished. We can only hope this catches on so as to provide a valid cure to the scourge that is top knots, people walking round looking like they are being yanked on by an invisible giant. What a joke, you guys look like turnips, better yet a troll doll.

      • raj

        February 21, 2015 at 01:08

        How about it being a violation of another persons body?
        You cant walk up to a girl and cut her hair off, and you cant do it to a guy either.

  6. Darren Bullock

    February 19, 2015 at 19:58

    lol #stoptheknot

  7. Benjamin Lewis

    February 19, 2015 at 20:31

    it’s not a massive loss if he cuts the knot off, literally have to wait 2 months to regrow it, it’s not like it’s gonna ruin his week, just gonna have to quiff your hair for a while haha, the video’s hilarious!

    judging by the other negative comments, it’s most likely guys with top knots

    • Randy Marsh

      February 19, 2015 at 21:27

      shut the fuck up cunt.

      • japs

        February 20, 2015 at 04:36

        I bet your top knot is a right clanger. This amount of aggression must stem from a basic level of insecurity about the woefulness of your hair cut. I have a theory that the roots of the top know creep and twist their way into the brains of their unsuspecting victims and corrupt their minds to make them mindless sheep. Oh wait, they were all mindless sheep to begin with. Scratch that.

        • Whyaretheresomany?

          February 20, 2015 at 15:43

          and the cutting of someone elses hair shows what exactly? If this guy seriously thinks he can tell what other people should be doing with the way he looks, he should expect some guy to come along with a go-pro and and a cheese grater to take his tattoos off with. Kinda the pot calling the kettle black, eh?

        • Gavin Harrington

          March 19, 2015 at 11:58

          I take exception to your fuckwittery. As you have expressed no personal problem with me expressing my disdain through the medium of physical assault, I assume you’ll be fine with me forcefully removing the offending article (your frontal lobe)? I’m considering using a screwdriver for the job- I can just slip it through your eye socket and wiggle it around a bit- there shouldn’t be any lasting pain, so no harm done! =D

  8. Jonny P

    February 19, 2015 at 21:38

    Hahaha. Funny. Chop chop

  9. Oscar

    February 19, 2015 at 23:29

    I hope someone violated by these sociopaths comes across this clip and files criminal charges, using their own video post as evidence. Then lets see how funny these three stooges think body violation is when it’s done to them by a fellow inmate!

    • Gnaw

      February 20, 2015 at 04:42

      For cutting off a top knot? Wow, your top knot must be a disgusting spectacle, truly a sight to behold, I bet it is one of those sickening onion ones they mention. Just a little sprouting stem of infinitesimal horror, walking round looking like you have the tip of a brush sticking out of your head whilst the better part goes to work, lodged in your logical reasoning centre, warping your mind into believing that a top knot looks good.

      • raj

        February 21, 2015 at 01:07

        Its against the law to do that to people. You cant just do whatever you want to whoever you want. Its dumb shits like you that thinks its “cool”.

      • Gavin Harrington

        March 19, 2015 at 12:00

        Brown skin problem? Try lynching! Anyone who takes exception is brown, right? You’re a cunt.

    • man

      April 11, 2015 at 00:29

      This is in south Africa. Not America you fucking idiot lol the law is different. Even so it’s staged lmao

  10. Scruff

    February 20, 2015 at 01:06

    WAAAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!

  11. f-trendy

    February 20, 2015 at 09:25

    That terrible moustache is equally as douchy as the top knot

  12. Knot Impressed?

    February 20, 2015 at 10:42

    Think about the ginger knot LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  13. gonna get insulted

    February 20, 2015 at 12:06

    You obviously cannot go around dictating peoples haircuts. what are you? The taliban? Tell him it looks stupid if you want, but don’t be such idiots

  14. killTheManBun

    February 20, 2015 at 12:40

    Thank you thank you thank you!!!

  15. Hope you get fucked up!

    February 20, 2015 at 18:29

    What a bunch of cunts!!! I’m keen to grow a top knot, just to see if you can make it to your get away car… You bitches keen?

  16. jameslord

    February 20, 2015 at 18:40

    Your video is lame. You guys are lame. You should try do something more constructive with your time, like read a book.

  17. YourNotHipBro

    February 20, 2015 at 19:36

    Lol are all South Africans as lame as you guys? This shit sucks

  18. So sad

    February 20, 2015 at 21:45

    Hipster on hipster crime 🙁

  19. raj

    February 21, 2015 at 01:04

    Those guys should be arrested and held accountable.

  20. Kyla

    February 21, 2015 at 05:03

    Harassment is funny and ok now??????

  21. burfs

    February 21, 2015 at 05:31

    Arrogant, pretentious and a vulgar misconduct of personal space, you guys should be ashamed. And no i don’t have a top knot. I just think their conduct is way more offensive than an individuals choice for a particular style of hair. Which is not offensive at all, their choice, could only be offensive to children in men suits.

  22. Sue B Ashworth

    February 21, 2015 at 15:01

    In the UK we call this Assault, not funny, get a life

  23. Agata

    February 21, 2015 at 20:37

    That is not funny at all. Better You should cut Your stupid mustache. Why You guys run?Why You didn’t explain those people why You do this? Just cut hair, run, laugh and share video.You should go to prison about this

  24. Sjjsj

    February 21, 2015 at 20:41

    Stop the hipster stache. Stop the bro trucker hats. And homie in the back has a man bun. Get fucked you posers

  25. Jose

    February 22, 2015 at 00:05

    a lot of butt hurt top knot fags commenting haha

  26. Yanis Abdellioui

    February 26, 2015 at 20:50

    You guys do know that this was staged right?
    Check their apology video

  27. Gavin Harrington

    March 19, 2015 at 11:54

    Next: we stop fuckwits with stupid moustaches and smack them in the face with the backside of a claw hammer. Hilarious!

    How is this funny?

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