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Drive-By Knot-Cutting In Cape Town Is The Hilarious Saviour Of Us All [Video]

The only solution to the top-knot is the Drive-by Barber.

It’s somewhat of an epidemic at the moment – the dreaded top-knot. A hairstyle so cringe-worthy that it epitomises the ridiculousness of modern society. Well, no more, as comedy/music group Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues have taken to the streets of Cape Town to “Stop the Knot”.

Check out the video below:



  1. james

    February 18, 2015 at 15:59

    Thank god!

  2. Warren

    February 19, 2015 at 09:48

    next it should be “stop the stupid moustache”

  3. StopTheStache

    February 19, 2015 at 12:17

    How about someone takes a razor to that pretentious mustache of yours. Who the fuck do you tools think you are to dictate how people wear their hair.

    • Doon317

      February 19, 2015 at 20:30


    • Skinni

      February 20, 2015 at 04:32

      You obviously have a top knot. No wonder you are such a little girl.

      • wellgroomed

        February 20, 2015 at 21:51

        You obviously have a stupid mustache.

  4. Not amused

    February 19, 2015 at 18:17

    This is so not funny. What a bunch of arrogant idiots who think it is funny to violate someone else’s body because they don’t approve. And then run away. Why are you such a bunch of cowards? Oh ha ha I think your tattoos are trashy so let me remove them with a razor blade. Hey your skin will heal.

    • Dr Chill

      February 20, 2015 at 04:15

      Mate! You need help! Imagine how you would react to a real problem!

  5. john

    February 19, 2015 at 18:38

    I hope some one fills them in how dare they how about the rat on your lip needs sorting!!! next video I want to see him eating through a straw

    • rusty-c

      February 20, 2015 at 04:47

      You rank as just another one of those salty top knotters who hates to see his brethren diminished. We can only hope this catches on so as to provide a valid cure to the scourge that is top knots, people walking round looking like they are being yanked on by an invisible giant. What a joke, you guys look like turnips, better yet a troll doll.

      • raj

        February 21, 2015 at 01:08

        How about it being a violation of another persons body?
        You cant walk up to a girl and cut her hair off, and you cant do it to a guy either.

  6. Darren Bullock

    February 19, 2015 at 19:58

    lol #stoptheknot

  7. Benjamin Lewis

    February 19, 2015 at 20:31

    it’s not a massive loss if he cuts the knot off, literally have to wait 2 months to regrow it, it’s not like it’s gonna ruin his week, just gonna have to quiff your hair for a while haha, the video’s hilarious!

    judging by the other negative comments, it’s most likely guys with top knots

    • Randy Marsh

      February 19, 2015 at 21:27

      shut the fuck up cunt.

      • japs

        February 20, 2015 at 04:36

        I bet your top knot is a right clanger. This amount of aggression must stem from a basic level of insecurity about the woefulness of your hair cut. I have a theory that the roots of the top know creep and twist their way into the brains of their unsuspecting victims and corrupt their minds to make them mindless sheep. Oh wait, they were all mindless sheep to begin with. Scratch that.

        • Whyaretheresomany?

          February 20, 2015 at 15:43

          and the cutting of someone elses hair shows what exactly? If this guy seriously thinks he can tell what other people should be doing with the way he looks, he should expect some guy to come along with a go-pro and and a cheese grater to take his tattoos off with. Kinda the pot calling the kettle black, eh?

        • Gavin Harrington

          March 19, 2015 at 11:58

          I take exception to your fuckwittery. As you have expressed no personal problem with me expressing my disdain through the medium of physical assault, I assume you’ll be fine with me forcefully removing the offending article (your frontal lobe)? I’m considering using a screwdriver for the job- I can just slip it through your eye socket and wiggle it around a bit- there shouldn’t be any lasting pain, so no harm done! =D

  8. Jonny P

    February 19, 2015 at 21:38

    Hahaha. Funny. Chop chop

  9. Oscar

    February 19, 2015 at 23:29

    I hope someone violated by these sociopaths comes across this clip and files criminal charges, using their own video post as evidence. Then lets see how funny these three stooges think body violation is when it’s done to them by a fellow inmate!

    • Gnaw

      February 20, 2015 at 04:42

      For cutting off a top knot? Wow, your top knot must be a disgusting spectacle, truly a sight to behold, I bet it is one of those sickening onion ones they mention. Just a little sprouting stem of infinitesimal horror, walking round looking like you have the tip of a brush sticking out of your head whilst the better part goes to work, lodged in your logical reasoning centre, warping your mind into believing that a top knot looks good.

      • raj

        February 21, 2015 at 01:07

        Its against the law to do that to people. You cant just do whatever you want to whoever you want. Its dumb shits like you that thinks its “cool”.

      • Gavin Harrington

        March 19, 2015 at 12:00

        Brown skin problem? Try lynching! Anyone who takes exception is brown, right? You’re a cunt.